Is ‘alright’ a special Time Lord code for ‘really not alright at all’?
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Jack [Lemmon] challenged Tony [Curtis] to test their new [drag] disguises in public. So with the knowledge of Billy Wilder, when they arrived at the public ladies’ toilet, Jack and Tony started to pretend to fix their make-up in the mirror. Tony said: “I remember I was only doing just a little bit of mascara here and there on my eyes. Ladies were coming and going every two minutes, nobody batting an eye. I then looked at Jack through my mirror onto him and he was loving it! He was laughing and putting lipstick on and then I started laughing.” [x]
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No lie, Bernini’s Rape of Proserpina is probably 9/10ths of the reason for my “intellectual hands” fetish, as Lily once put it.
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Exhale by Jeremy Geddes
These incredible hyperrealistic surreal paintings are taken from Jeremy Geddes’ upcoming exhibition in New York’s Jonathan Levine Gallery entitled, Exhale. The exhibition will include 17 meticulously painted works of art and runs from October 20th until November 17th.
Artists: | Website | Blog | [via: Machine Factory]
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*Hello, ladies, look at your scientists, now back to me, now back at your scientists, now back to me. Sadly, they aren’t me, but if they studied chaos theory, they, uh, probably could talk like me.
Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a car with a man your man could talk like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s a glass of water which will help me explain chaos theory to you. Look again, the theory is now the best joke in the movie.
Anything is possible when your man is a chaotician.
I’m on a table.
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We’re just two people who want to be friends, but are sometimes attracted to each other.
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